by Alan Fackler ~ July 3rd, 2008

They came. Roaming the crowds and rocking the stages, the mighty air guitarists came. They wore multi-colored leather vests and afro’d wigs. They wore bras and stuffed their tights with socks. They wore diapers and dresses. They wore Egyptian tunics and open toed sandals. The mighty air guitarists came. They melted faces.

They played Metallica and DragonForce, dramatically throwing themselves from one end of the stage to the other, gripping their imaginary axes while furiously strumming at the very air we breathe. They kicked and screamed and leapt off stages. The ones who couldn’t please the harsh crowd were ruthlessly bood off stage. The ones who managed to get the drunken mob of a crowd going were treated as rock Gods. They were rock monsters under the guise of long-haired grunge rockers.

You couldn’t find a person in the entire venue who wasn’t drunk out of their minds. Master Air Guitarist Hot Lixx Hulahan said it best: “Drink! Have you ever seen air guitar sober? It’s really stupid!” Oh yes, the mighty air guitarists came.

And they ROCKED: (warning, if you’re not comfortable with seeing over-weight, bare chested dudes wearing bras, baby clothing, and frilly pink dresses, then now is your chance to look away. but you shouldn’t. it’s hilarious.)

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Air guitar is hardcore.

by Alan Fackler ~ July 2nd, 2008

As I’m sure you’ve already heard, us Bay Heads SHATTERED a world record yesterday for the largest guitar ensemble. Here’s some photos from the awesome show!

by Kari Hulac ~ July 2nd, 2008

For more coverage of Concordstock, read Concord beat reporter Tanya Rose’s full story at our sister website, ContraCostaTimes.com.

by Alan Fackler ~ July 1st, 2008

WE DID IT! WE BROKE A WORLD RECORD! WE WON!

That’s right, Concordstock’s Guinness World Record attempt at largest guitar ensemble officially rocked today, beating out the current record set in June of 2007, in Lenfelden, Germany, where 1,802 players simultaneously performed “Smoke on the Water.” Well over 1,800 people (including myself) registered and played right along side Country Joe McDonald, who led the huge group in the epic strum fest. (Early unofficial reports say more than 2,000 were in Todos Santos Plaza!) Being there was absolutely amazing; the noise from so many guitars playing simultaneously was nearly deafening, but a joy to hear non-the-less.

The record-beating feat only highlighted the rest of the night, which was filled with a wide range of music covering blues, country, and good ol’ fashioned rock.

So, congrats to Concord-ites for making their presence felt, and congratulations to the Bay, for obliterating a Guinness Book Record. Stay tuned for tons o pics tomorrow!

by Kari Hulac ~ June 30th, 2008

We’ve got a new blogger joining us at BandsOftheBay.com. She’s Laila Kearney and to kick off her coverage of local music, she interviewed folk-singer and original Woodstock rabble-rouser, Country Joe McDonald, about his effort to break a world record in Concord tomomrrow night.

The Berkeley musician says he chose “This Land is Your Land,” because he needed a simple tune to lead an expected crew of more than 2,000 guitar-toting guests in song. The group is trying to break the Guinness World Record for Largest Guitar Ensemble at Todos Santos Plaza as part of the ongoing Acoustic Tuesdays concerts.

Country Joe McDonald

The event is at 6:30 p.m. but arrive early as 5,000 people are expected.

“It’s socially significant but not considered radical,” McDonald said in an interview about the Woody Guthrie song that was written more than 65 years ago.

He chose the song for its simple chords and familiar words.

“It’s a song that most people know,” McDonald said, adding that some consider the ditty to be the “unofficial national anthem of the Untied States of America.”

McDonald, who has released a Guthrie cover album and performs a show in Berkeley in honor of the late folk icon, said that this particular song has only has three chords, making it easy for even the most amateur of event-goers to play.

Guthrie, who gained fame at Woodstock when he got a roaring crowd of concertgoers to scream the word “fuck,” a public display of rebellion unheard of in the 1960s, said that he has tried for years to get Guinness World Records to acknowledge his own record as the “person who got the most people in the world to yell” the four-letter word. So far, he’s had no luck.

Check out the lyrics of “This Land is Your Land” on the event website. Day-of registration will be held at the plaza.

by Alan Fackler ~ June 29th, 2008

Had the privilege to be able to spend my Saturday hangin’ in the barrel room of the Wente vineyards in Livermore, listenin’ to some live tunes. The Front Porch put on a hell of a show, playing their trademarked style of music that abruptly switches from early Stones and Beatles to Beethoven in the blink of an eye. The band consisted of a huge range of musicians from multiple and stellar back gounds.

The concert was thrown in order to raise money for “Tapestries of Hope”, a documentary that one of the band members is putting together. As we’ve previewed this story a couple of weeks back, click here to read about the Front Porch, “Tapestries of Hope”, and Karl Wente, the fifth generation wine grower who put it all together. In the mean time, check out these photos from the awesome show!

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by Alan Fackler ~ June 27th, 2008

Yo! I’m still in the process of getting together the photos and videos from the Air Guitar Regional Championships, so, to hold you over, I’ve got some inside quotes from some of the veterans at the event, most of whom were accomplished air guitarists themselves! They held a hilarious press conference before the championships, and had some interesting things to say about “airin’ out”…

“You can do a hell of a lot more without a guitar than with one”
-Stink Fingers

“The economy has a lot to do with it. As the recession continues, air guitar keeps getting bigger. Why? Yeah, answer that, journalism guy”
-Bjork Turoque

“Judges are about one third of the show, so I guess if there’s three judges, they’re 11 percent of the show…right?”
-Hot Lixx Hulahan

In response to: What’s your signature move?

“The mid song spliff”
-Bjork Turoque

In response to: How’d you get your name?

“My fingers stink”
-Stink Fingers

“Hey Stinky. I got a text at 2:00 am saying that you won the other night. Then I got another text shortly after saying that you vommited on a fan”
-Hot Lixx Hulahan

“When I first won an air guitar championship my first thought was, ’should I tell anyone I won an air guitar championship?’”
-Hot Lixx Hulahan

“The air guitar has an infinite amount of notes. It’s sweet. You can play it right handed than all of a sudden switch to left handed.”
-Bjork Turoque

“There’s this Japanese fella with this knit sweater, and it has a lion printed on it…he rocks.”
-Hot Lixx Hulahan

“Air guitar is making love out of nothing at all”
-Bjork Turoque

“I spoke with my mom last night. She said she was very proud”
-Stink Fingers

“Cuervo Black as a sponsor encourages us to drink as safely and often as possible”
-Bjork Turoque

In response to: What’s the main goal of air guitarists?

“World Domination”
-Stink Fingers

Stay tuned for photos and videos from the awesome show!

by Alan Fackler ~ June 26th, 2008

What. A. Night. I’m dehydrated. Exhausted. Slightly drunk. I have no idea what time it is. But man, I just had one hell of a time. I just witnessed guys who have the ability to rock so hard, they didn’t even need instruments to do so! Yes, that’s right, believe it or not, the 2008 Cuervo Black US Air Guitar Regionals at San Francisco’s Independent theatre ROCKED. I’m on the verge of passing out and drooling all over my keyboard for eight hours. BUT, stay tuned, cause tomorrow I’ll have a whole mess load of photos and videos, including back stage interviews with regional Air Guitar Champ, Shred Begley Jr himself!! He’ll now advance to the Aug. 8 finals at the Grande Ballroom, where he’ll compete with air guitar studs from nationwide, including former Alamedian (now SF-resident) Hot Lixx Hulahan.

Here’s a video of the man, who won our sister publication’s 2007 online air guitar contest.

Stay tuned!!

by Alan Fackler ~ June 24th, 2008

Just got a chance to talk with Carlos Elizalde of La Ventana, which proved to be a really awesome and thought provoking experience. This guy’s been on every side of the music world, and his enthusiasm clearly demonstrated his love and passion for live music. If I wanted to make it some where in the music biz, this would definately be the first person I’d chat with about it. Enjoy!

la ventana

BandsoftheBay: All right, first and foremost, I heard you guys just played a rockin’ show in Walnut Creek. How’d it go?
Carlos Elizalde: It really was a great show, and we had three incredible bands to start us off. Latin Overdrive was an amazing blend of Jazz fusion; their portrayal of rock and roll and jazz mixed together was incredible. Salvadore Santana (Carlos’ son) came up and it was absolutely mind blowing. There was nothing but love and positivity in the air, and that’s what we’re all about.
BoB: How’d you initially get into music?
CE: I became interested because my family is all about music. My older cousin toured with Peter Tosh, and played on stages with some serious hitters. As a kid, I used to lock myself in my room and sing The Beatles. I always wanted to be one the scene, but being Latin made it very difficult, because at the time, rock and roll singers were all screamers. That just wasn’t my scene.
BoB: So what changed?
CE: All of a sudden, the Latin music scene started emerging from the depths. Then Ricky Martin came out and totally kicked the door open, and created all this new opportunity. I had already been promoting and managing bands at the time, and saw that opportunity and decided to get into it. Before I knew it, the management had surrounded me with these incredible musicians. The guitarist and I started writing music together.
BoB: It’s interesting that you were on the opposing end of music before you started off in a band. What do you think being on the managing side of it all taught you about music?
CE: I think it all started working because we acted a little more mature than we had to be. Being in the business of booking bands and making relationships, it gave me an opportunity to be much more polished in the way I presented myself to people. In this business, you don’t just need the chops, you need to have a level of professionalism. Music is a business, and sometimes that business can fall apart because the musicians don’t handle it all correctly.
BoB: What’s the correct way to handle it?
CE: When it comes down to business, people need to see not only what talent you have, but whether or not they’ll have to babysit you. Partying is fun, yeah. But that’s not what it’s all about. And just because you put eight guys together in a room, doesn’t mean it’s going to work out. You’ve got to rationalize everything, put ideas up on a chalk board and make sure everyone agrees. Don’t let ego’s get in the way. It’s called communication. Before, if you and your band did a CD, that CD represented you. Now, with the way technology’s going, people can always see how you are.
BoB: You’ve given an interesting point of view and bit of insite in regards to the music world. Sounds like you’re saying that the key to making it is professionalism, both on and off the stage.
CE: Period. Remember, people are constantly thinking, “Why should I hire you?” All of it has to do with professionalism and marketing. I mean, it’s a business, and it comes from your heart and soul. God knows when I hit that stage, I’m going to give a thousand percent. But, if you don’t do your homework, if you promise something and don’t come through with it, that’s unprofessional. Even just walking down the street, you’ve got to represent who you are. It’s an important thing to keep in mind.
BoB: So you’ve been in the biz for years now, and I don’t know if you noticed, but a lot of our site members are still in high school. I remember wishing I had some one with experience to give my high school band and I some advice and insite. What would you advise for newer, young musicians who are beginning to carve their way?
CE: I guess the best advice I can give is to study and do your homework. Study what your bands doing, what they’ve done, and then decide what you’re going to do. I’ve gotten to see some incredible performers on stage, and I would try and learn how they handled themselves; study their mannerisms. You’ve got to learn from the greats, and the way technology is nowadays, that’s not too hard to do. Go on Youtube and watch The Beatles and Skynard, and don’t just listen to the music, but watch what they’re doing on stage. Learn how to work different type of equipment, no matter what instrument you play. Now when I get on these big stages, if there’s a technical problem on stage, I’m able to say “I think there’s too much reverb,” or “There’s a problem with the equalization,” instead of simply “Turn it up.” And the management thinks, “Wow, that’s awesome. You’ve become an asset, not a nuisance.” If somebody asks me where to start, I just ask them, “what’ve you done so far?”
BoB: Carlos, thanks so much for takin’ some time out to chat with me. Best of luck with all of your musical endeavors!!

by Kari Hulac ~ June 24th, 2008

Hey all you wannabe Led Zeppelin-headed guitar studs, we’ve decided to make BandsOfTheBay.com air guitar central for the 7th annual National Air Guitar Championships. Our PR man at the top, Nat, says it’s going to be “INSANE.”

Hot Lixx HulahanThe Wednesday regionals at The Independent are sold out BUT we dug up a tip that the 2006 champ, former-Alamedian, Craig “Hot Lixx Hulahan” Billmeier, who now calls SF home, is hosting a pre-game dress rehearsal show at 7 p.m. TONIGHT at Bar None in the Marina. This is a chance to see an artist in action people.

Billmeier, because he’s going for world domination, apparently, is representing Washington, D.C., in the nationals this year. So you can root for him at the finals, also in SF, on Aug. 8 at the Grande Ballroom on Van Ness.

BOTB.com will send its own staff guitarist, blogger Alan Fackler, self-admitted “Guitar Hero” fan, to Wednesday’’s shindig so check our site later this week for all the fun details.

And we leave you with this snippet, just because we so enjoy the Hello Kitty strapped to a bare air guitarist’s chest: